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Married Men Jokes – Funny 4th of July Shirt

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This is a 4th of july shirt with a funny joke saying”Independence Day is the day married men celebrate something they once had.”  Wear this shirt, share and laugh at the funniest Independence Day joke you can throw at your friends and family.

Enjoy the fourth of July celebrations more by wearing this in shirt in blue, red and white text colors on Independence Day celebration, parade and parties, and on any casual day.

Show how fun you are and celebrate your love for America by wearing this statement shirt. Find more funny patriotic shirts on the 4th of July Shirts category.

Useful Info 

  • 100% Eco Friendly, Water Based Non-Toxic Inks
  • US Based Company Supporting Real American People
  • Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
  • Fabrication: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz.
  • Heathered Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
  • Lilac & Sunset Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
  • Fit: True To Size

High-Quality Clothing, Every Time

We want you to love every our shirts apart from the awesome design that’s why our shirts are always in their best quality. The shirts feel good, comfortable, and durable.

We use premium digital printing technology paired with eco friendly inks. This embeds the design into the fabric, making it washer and dryer safe. To extend the longevity of your item, machine wash gentle/cold water, and hanging to dry is recommended but not necessary.

T-Shirt Care Instructions:

Turn garment inside out.
Machine wash cold with mild detergent.
No bleach or fabric softener.
Dry at a normal setting. (Hang dry is recommended for longevity)


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